That’s right. I’m kicking off 2025 with some rockin’ hot King Magnum concept art for all my naughty (reverse) cowgirls. I’ve never been one for making New Year’s resolutions since there’s never any time like the present. And it just so happens that, in this moment, I’m fully grasping the fact that all I really have to do is be me and the right people will follow if I keep raising that flag. As will the mean girls and other assorted douchebags, but I’m confident in my ability to tie them up and drag them off to the abattoir. There’s no need for me to act like a gelding when I’m a wild stallion. As proven by the uncensored image below.
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This is another self-portrait left over from my failed summer 2023 stripping comeback. I won’t go into detail here because it’s a lengthy topic unto itself, but I’ve realized that one of my problems of late is that I put way too much effort into things. I’m the opposite of most people in that I need not try so hard or listen to criticism as I’m naturally my own harshest critic who’s constantly pushing the pedal to the metal. Rules for the lazy and weak don’t apply to me. Pragmatically speaking, the King Magnum film project would be my best path to doing parties again if I wanted. Just talk about the film, and the right party girls will cum my way.
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Feel free to contact me if you want the full-size, print-quality version (4016 x 6016 pixels at 300 ppi) of this image for $10 USD to hang on your wall if you want to be tied up and prodded as my reverse cowgirl.