I’m on fire with my King Magnum feature film project, so it’s only au naturel that my latest piece of concept art is a five alarm response to mean girls. The girls I wouldn’t piss on if they were literally on fire. Not even if they were into that sort of thing. Or not into it. Whichever option is harsher. I prefer to shower my amazing party girls with massive loads of white hot excitement as they drink from my hose with this smokin’ hot poster.
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The basis for this overheated poster is a self-portrait from July 2023 during one of my periodic (and fruitless) attempts at a stripping comeback. I have a few more images from that era suitable for King Magnum concept art. Buying me time as I revamp my home photography studio, but I digress. They capture the spirit of my private party performances. The spirit that placed me head and shoulders above my “contemporaries” and made the flak I received from basic bitches that much more unacceptable.
My bare-all memoir Naked Ambition: A Male Stripper's True Account of Making Girls Behave Badly and its ultra-smutty companion novel Wild Nights of Arkansas Strippers: Based on a True Story are available in eBook and paperback from Amazon and other online retailers.
Feel free to contact me if you want the full-size, print-quality version (4016 x 6016 pixels at 300 ppi) of this image for $10 USD to hang on your wall for sizzling company on those cold lonely nights.