I’m now into the autumn of Cockiavelli following an underwhelming spring and summer to kick off my stripping comeback in 2026. The good news is that I’ve accrued enough maturity and knowledge to recognize that I, as a professional entertainer, am not the problem. I’m totally on top of my game like never before in both looks and performance. My business acumen is also top flight as I’m a hard closer harder than ever. Like right from the start when the ideal prospective clients first set eyes on me. But they have to lay eyes on me, and that’s been the issue. Getting the word out. Letting them know I’m here and ready to rock out with my cock out (literally) for their viewing pleasure. Exposure (this being a rare occasion when no pun is intended) is the only thing holding me back. And what little market research I’ve been able to glean has me coming across as being too good to be true. For all these reasons, I’ve decided to go full force into autumn and winter.
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I need marketing strategies that are active. Passive strategies are definitely not enough even as I sit atop relevant Google search results for my services. And I’ve always loved taking charge of a situation and being proactive. My stripping performances are but one example of this Machiavellian goodness. One such strategy I’m employing is direct email marketing by promoting all-girl company Christmas parties featuring me as the piece de resistance. Targeting all-female businesses in my area. Emailing each owner two sentences. An appeal to vanity followed by a call to action. And then I close hard with the following self-portrait embedded between the message and the signature. It’s aggressive marketing built on pure enthusiasm with zero desperation. I may once again be viewed as too good to be true, but we’ll see.
My bare-all memoir Naked Ambition: A Male Stripper's True Account of Making Girls Behave Badly and its ultra-smutty companion novel Wild Nights of Arkansas Strippers: Based on a True Story are available in eBook and paperback from Amazon and other online retailers.
You can rock my provocative designs on your hot bod and bare walls with stylish and ready-to-print art and fashiion images available for purchase from me directly.
Purchase the full-size image (4016 x 6016 pixels at 300 ppi) of Naughty Girl Christmas With Cockiavelli from me directly for $10 USD or cryptocurrency so you can hang it underneath the mistletoe and stand beside it. Pucker up, hot lips.
