That’s right. I have written and recorded the ultimate jam for the summer of 2026. To be honest, it was released in March of 2025 with the intention of it becoming last year’s summer jam. But no dice. So, here I am one year later giving it a second shot and a little earlier this time.
“Cutie With A Booty” is an anthem of naughty fun complete with a funky and crunky dance groove, a singalong chorus and chant, manic lead guitar heroics, and AC/DC-esque double entendre lyrics playfully referencing all things girl booty. But (butt?) don’t take my word for it. Listen for yourself:
Get down and dirty to my exciting and provocative music by streaming it on Amazon, Apple, Boomplay, Deezer, iHeart, Pandora, Spotify, YouTube, and other platforms.
The monologues at the beginning and in the middle are from my naughty cop routine I’ve performed at countless bachelorette and birthday parties. “Cutie With A Booty” is largely a tribute to the wild and crazy party girls I’ve entertained over the years both musically and lyrically. Thanks to stripping, I have oodles of firsthand experience with booty. Spanking, squeezing, and so much more.
My bare-all memoir Naked Ambition: A Male Stripper's True Account of Making Girls Behave Badly and its ultra-smutty companion novel Wild Nights of Arkansas Strippers: Based on a True Story are available in eBook and paperback from Amazon and other online retailers.
The artwork for “Cutie With A Booty” possesses the same over-the-top sexiness as the song. And it’s a testament to my skills as a photographer as I shot and edited the image myself. There is zero AI to be found in this song or its artwork. The two girls are one and the same. And I’m no stranger to playing with her magnificent booty.
It’s far from the first song bearing (baring?) this title. But it’s easily the best with most other examples being of the mumble rap variety. I also came across a Justin Timberlake-esque song that’s mostly about wanting to meet some girl’s parents to thank them for their daughter’s bootyliciousness. That’s creepy as hell. It’s so creepy that I’m surprised it’s not by Timberlake himself, but I digress.
“Cutie With A Booty” by Stefan Diamante (that’s me!) is streaming on all major platforms. It’s the perfect soundtrack for getting down and dirty this summer, honey buns. Now shake that booty!